Friday, May 18, 2007

Quote of the Day

"Mrs. H, it's not our fault you have such a crappy attention span. Seriously. You make a gold fish look attentive!" -Ruben G.

He's right. Remember. This is how my brain works. No wait. It's like this.

8 comments:

Lisa (the girls' moma) said...

Do you ALWAYS have a crappy attention span? Or is it just... lately?

Ginger said...

It's pretty much always. I usually have something like 4 things going on in my head at once. It can be very stressful.. or entertaining.

It's like, "OK, I need to talk to you today about_______ which reminds me about a time when so and so did such and such, and I can't believe people are so unusual! Have you heard that _______ happens, especially on rainy days when tarantulas cross the road, unless of course ____________ happens, and if that's the case that the government really should ________ and I remember this because i read it in a Neruda poem or maybe heard it on NPR where they have that show called Car Talk (slip into my version of a Boston accent)where they talk about cars.

'Don't drive like my brother.'

'And don't drive like my brother.'

And when I was in college my car ___________. Ooooh butterfly! Oh wait. What were we talking about?

Class! we're never going to finish if we don't focus!"

Ginger said...

Whose been to Peru?

Deidra said...

Ginger you are a crack up.

Ginger said...

Well, I suppose that's better than being a crack addict... or a crack whore. crack down? Hey, yo! What's crack-a-lackin'?

The Brits say that they like to have a good craic (which is pronounced "crack"). I think it means they like to have a good time, though I may be pulling that out of my crack. P-ta and Mark can help with this. Not the extraction part, of course, but the good time part. Unless they think extracting is a good time. In which case, I don't think we can be friends anymore.

Now I'm all sorts of confused.

Sorry to all readers.

Ginger said...

and the third comment should read, "Who's been to Peru?"

Who has = who's
To whom does this belong? = Whose is this?

Where's my Uzbek?!

Chelle said...

Get help lady. Oh wait, you are getting help, just as soon as that last bell of the school year rings.

Ginger said...

yes.