Right. So no matter how long it's been since you've been to the dentist, no matter how chummy you feel with your new oral soul mate, or how surprising it is to experience the cozy comfort of the modern exam chair. No matter how delighted you are to find that latex gloves no longer taste like a cheap condom smells but like minty, wintry bliss.. Despite all of these things, IT IS DECIDEDLY NOT OK to french your dentist's finger.. during the examination.
Not that I would know firsthand or anything. (sigh)
8 comments:
You must go to the sexy dentist I use to have.... you made me laugh on a cold work filled friday~ Thanks!!
You are a mess :)
Should I be jealous of your new hot dentist? Or just invest in some new tasty gloves?
Yes and YES!
By the way, you...jealous? Bwaaahahahahahahahaha.
(ahem)
Nice one Ginger I use to feel the same way about my eye doctor just minus the gloves.
Wait a minute!! What eye doctor!?! I'll kick his ass! I'm not a pacifist former hippie like Rich. I'm a flippin' former redneck from Texas & I've killed rattlesnakes with my bare hands! Well, with a rake & a straight-edge hoe in my hands, but still!
Aw Cliffy - you ole softy. And whaddaya mean by "former" redneck?
"You look like you're from Seattle, but when you talk, I KNOW you're a hick!"
And for the record, if my kin killed a rattlesnake (usually with a 22, not a shovel), my job was to dress it for dinner.Ha! We kept the rattles on the kitchen counter for big story tellin' when the company came over.
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