Sunday, April 15, 2007
More reasons to love people...and enchiladas
I'm feeling much better today. It's amazing how healing an evening out with good friends and some EXCELLENT Mexican food are. We went to a little Tex/Mex hole in the wall called Rafa's where everything tasted AMAZING. The queso and margaritas alone were worth the trip to Dallas!
Also, because everything in Rafa's is very close together, I was practically sitting in the guy's lap next to me, which was not very enjoyable other than the conversation I was forced to "hear" was pretty amusing.
Here's the scene:
A Man sits next to me, his 4 year old mute child next to him, his mousy wife beside the four year old. At the head of the table is a high chair that holds another eerily silent child (who is old enough to eat pizza at a Mexican food restaurant, but young enough to sit in the high chair). Across from the man sits an elderly couple, the man's in-laws who obviously have never seen authentic Mexican food before and are horrified (as demonstrated by their facial expressions) that each food item is only a slightly different shade of yellowy brown and that all of it is touching.
Man: ...yeah it's supposed to look like that. Is it spicy?
In-Laws: (nod in unison)
Man: That's because they put jalapenos in it.
Children and wife: (blink, blink)
Man: In Spanish they say that hot food is caliente.
wife: (glances at husband)
Man: Oh. I mean calor. That's temperature hot. Like the weather. Caliente means... you know..
All: (blink, blink)
Man: You know... (gesturing loudly with arms)
All: (blink blink)
Man: Well, it means something sexual.
All: (look down at their plates)
Me: (biting the inside of my cheek, trying so so so so hard not to laugh out loud)
Man to in-laws: (in a flat, emotionless tone) Yeah. We are sure sad that you guys have to go back tomorrow... Yep. We sure are sad about that.
(and scene)
After dinner we "accidentally" ended up at Milwaukee Joe's for ice-cream, even though we were way too full for flan and sopapillas.
What?
I can't help it if we spotted it from the side of the road, pulled the fastest u-turn in the history of u-turns and HAD to go in since Milwaukee's has some of the BEST ice-cream on the planet. I can't help it that we needed to taste every single flavor before choosing one. I'm a productive member of society, folks. As a teacher, my ass is required to be double the size of my bust. It's the law. Besides, some things are just expected.
Anyway, we had a great night, and I went home to dreams of pastel tortillas and successful English train experiences, luggage and all.
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6 comments:
And how is it that you kept from breaking out into hysterical laughter when you heard the conversation next to you? I wouldn't have been able to contain myself. You have the best stories girl, I love it. And, glad you are feeling better.
I remember when my mom came face to face with texmex in a little hole-in-the-wall place in Lubbock Texas just off of 4th street.
Mom: (Pointing at her plate disdainfully) What is that???
Me: They are refried beans
Mom: (Said deadpan) Didn't they get them right the first time?
Where is Rafa's? I'd like to try it someday.
And just for those who may need some clarification on the usage of the word "caliente"...
Something that is temperature-hot, "está caliente."
Someone that is horny, "es caliente."
Something that is spicy, "está/ es picante."
On a day that it's hot, "hace calor."
And good for you, Ginger, for enjoying your ice cream. Good to know about that breast/ ass ratio clause for teachers... I think I've got that one under control!
Rafa's is on Lovers Lane in a strip mall in Big D. It is right across from the Inwood Theater (lovers lane AND a strip mall...Es caliente!)
Michelle, Ginger played it cool; you should have seen her. She just calmly leaned into our table to quietly say, "Remind me to tell you about this conversation later." Then she leaded back just a half wall away from the world of Senor Caliente.
And Peter, what about the other half of the story. Didn't your mom also say that it looked like someone had already eaten it but it didn't agree with them so they couldn't keep it down. Of course this is also the person who, on a trip to China, complained that they served exotic foreign foods. The obscure cuisine of which she spoke - spaghetti, or was it pizza?
How can there be people out there who don't like TexMex? I'm not buying the whole 'no variation' thing. There's
Beans, Tortillas, & Cheese
Cheese, Tortillas, & Beans
Cheese, Beans, & Tortillas
Cheese, Tortillas, & Cheese
Cheese, Cheese, & Cheese...
Rich,
and your comment alone makes me laugh. It must be great fun in your household on a daily basis with the two of you.
I just wish there was a decent Tex-Mex place around here...TN just doesn't measure up in that regard.
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