Or it could be that the advertiser previously worked in the adult film industry.
OR perhaps they were simply describing ALL Gingers.. (!)
And NO, in case you were wondering, I did NOT pose for the packaging art! After having my picture made for my work ID, however, the ID maker said, "Well. I've seen you look worse. ." Stupid pictures. And at least it says, "handy travel package" and not, "handsy travel package."
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It does sort of look like you.
Yes, it would look just like you if you were bald and misshapen and had a weird tumor growing out of your side and a big bulbous nose. Are you SURE you didn't pose for this one? Maybe without consent or something?
I ate one... Can I put my reaction into words? It went something like this: put candy in mouth, begin 15 seconds of face that shows my anticipation of something horrendous, which moves slowly to an expression of pleasant, if wary-tinged, surprise. I go about my business, sorting through papers, enjoying the spice-cookie-esque taste. I'm distracted for a while, but the candy eventually demands my attention again. My face twists a little, like it is trying to bunch up on itself. This facial tick gets worse until I have to halt my paper shuffling, give in with disgust aimed more at my weak palette than at the increasing heat of the candy, and reach in my mouth and yank out the candy, which then gets plopped into the trashcan. I sigh at my loss and put the rest of the very entertainingly decorated bag of candy on my shelf, where it still sits, mocking me...
"handsy travel package"
genius.
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